Dear large truck that is riding my bumper:
I am already going 10 over. I am not going to speed just for you. In fact, I will continue to break and go slower until you stop riding my tail. Just because you are driving a big vehicle does not mean you own the road. In fact, you have an even greater responsibility than I do in my tiny car to drive safe. I hope you are willing to live with the consequences of driving like a pissed off teenager in an 18 wheeler. You know what? I hope you rear-end me so that we can get the insurance money to buy a new car. Because no matter how this plays out, I win.
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